This is either some black belt level trolling, or the AI has gone sentient and it’s starting to fuck

This is either some black belt level trolling, or the AI has gone sentient and it’s starting to fuck with us. Repost: Well peas & carrots!! Not only will that omelette make my wind smell like satans aftershave, it’s gunna freaking kill me too!Something really weird about that, these researchers say it’s choline in eggs that’s the problem, even though most folks don’t get remotely enough, these smarty pants insist it’ll turn you arteries into a mile long twizzler because the choline gets converted into the science stuff called TMAO, and TMAO is supposed to REALLY get that clotting cascade kicked off! Want to know another weird detail? Fish delivers massively larger amounts of TMAO than eggs of meat, but it’s only eggs and meat that these scientists blame for TMAO! Wacky. Clearly a fair number of folks are having some serious clotting issues, but I’m pretty sure something changed with eggs in the past 2 years. I can think of any other thing that’s novel that might account for this, so yea, eggs it is. All I can say is thank whatever deity I can acknowledge (without it making me a racist) for the intrepid scientists and media folks looking out for us! https://newspunch.com/scientists-warn-eggs-are-causing-thousands-of-people-to-suddenly-form-blood-clots/amp/
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